Drinking.
Strangenious.
Ted Stevens building a bridge.
Internets.
Tube?
Truck?
Uh, what is wrong with me?
Lyrics
Everywhere I go the girlies want to know
what's wrong with me?
Not really insane there's just a little bug
inside my mainframe.
The doctors tried to clear it out,
but that took a lot of trepanning.
Now when I drink
I get a microphone and try to sing.
Linux on my PC
now I got an OS better than me.
So damn good
it's like livin' in that book 1984.
Now I've got penguins
crapping on the middle of my floor.
But that's something Ol' Microsoft
wouldn't do me for.
Let's hear it for the internets.
It's not a truck.
It's a tube full o' nuts.
Ted Steven's for President.
We'll have bridges as far as the eye can see.
Imagine if you will Ted Stevens as our President.
We'd have so many damn bridges you could
never hope to know where they all went.
He's the politician you can trust, though.
Cause every dollar you give.
He'd put up one more President Ted Steven's Bridge.
