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Jock Itch
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A Parody of Britney Spears' Toxic, and one of the hottest subject matters I've written about, no literally, it burns.
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A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
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Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #2
Peak in subgenre #1
Author
David-lyrics, RECISIO (track used with permission)
Rights
2007
Uploaded
February 12, 2015
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MP3 3.1 MB • 128 kbps • 3:19
Story behind the song
This one was written after seeing the video for Toxic by Britney Spears, Jock Itch came to me head immediately, and replacing the green bottle in the video with a bottle of Lotramin, I just couldn't help it. . .little did I know out the gate it would be the most successful starter of the 14 Project 1 songs.
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Baby I can feel An itching A rash like this Requires medicine It's lengthening I'm sprawling There's no first aid I can't stay Ain't this a bitch Please reduce this itch I'm bleeding now I'm hating it Too red, won't slow down Losing my health, itching round and round I can feel it oooowwww With the red on my legs I need a guide My Jock Itch I'm freaking out here The itch of a reaching limb and thumb I'm demanding to sooth Don't you know I've got Jock Itch and I hope it's through soon Don't you know I've got Jock Itch It's getting late It hurts a bunch It's on my legs and nearing my butt I feel it now It hurts ow Please come Heal me now Peeling my skin Trying to scratch it out Think it's worsened now Lay in bed through the day I'm not feeling right My Jock Itch is taking over Feels like a serpant 'round my thighs It's alive I tell you, don't you know I've got Jock Itch Please stop laughing you goon Don't you know I've got Jock Itch Don't you know I've got Jock Itch aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Just cannot walk Please save my thighs My Jock Itch burns like the summer Pain on my legs I cannot rise Don't have quite enough booze Don't you know I've got Jock Itch With this faze in my hips, cajun surprise My Jock Itch, I'm feeling slumber The tempearture's up beneath my guys Ok, so it sounds prude, but dear lord I've got Jock Itch Rub on the lotion now Please Lotramin now I think I'm bleeding now Rub on the lotion now Please Lotramin now I think I'm bleeding now
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