Original Song Was Jennifer Lopez' 'I'm Real' This song was one of my earliest parodies, it was part of the first ten I did back when I was 'Adrenaline Boy' originally and I was singing a-capella
A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
Story behind the song
The song has absolutely nothing to do with Jennifer Lopez. I don't think she is Fake in any way shape or form. This song is, however, about the fake Hollywood celebrity cosmetic surgery. Not that it's necessairly a bad thing, but it's rather comical to sing about. I swear to the three people who've emailed me, I WAS NOT TRYING TO SOUND SEDUCTIVE IN THIS SONG, it is a natural sound when you are trying to sing in the style of J-Lo.
Lyrics
Huh?
What?
I know. . .
I've Got Silicone
Said they looking true
Got hair extensions
and a shortened nose too
I don't dress alone, sitting on my throne
I may not look full grown
Oh now don't diss as I croon
Don't try to drink my gin
I'll punch your lights out too
Don't forget I'm still a dude
Don't try to see my chin
Baby, there's no mystery
Got ten plastic surgeons
I'm Fake, what you get ain't what you see
Why you tryin' milk from me
You say it tastes like wine
Baby you should keep in mind
You're touching on my clothes
See I'm nothing but a clone
so keep telling your friends (She's a Bad Drag Queen)
You like the way I dress
The way I wear my wig
I'm fronted by these heirs
Who don't know I use nair
Just as long as you know that I'm a man
Cause everything you see was made in Japan
Don't ask me if I binge
Or tell me that I'm rude
Because I pay my bills too
Don't think I'm listening
Baby, see my history
Party through the weekend
I'm Fake, what you get ain't what you see
Oh yes I'm fake as can be
You like to wine and dine
Baby my love is devine
You say my skin's two toned
Look around, I'm not alone
So watch it 'round my friends (She's a Bad Drag Queen)
I'm Fake, Why you keep on buggin' Me?
On the floor is where you'll be
My fake nose just may shine
But my fist will hit your eyes
You're dissing my wardrobe
Boy you better stop your roll
So stop telling your friends (She's a Bad Drag Queen)
-Instrumental-
I'm Fake, what you get ain't what you see
Not quite an abnormailty
You say I'm looking fine
and that you want in my time
You're handing me your phone
But I won't call you oh no
Just keep it in your head (She's a Bad Drag Queen)
I'm Fake, what you think is in these D's
This whole get-up is a tease
I'm paid to play this line
Next time just keep that in mind
You're wearing my logo
Looks like hell, who really knows
Please see it's all pretend (She's a Bad Drag Queen)
-Instrumental-
I'm Fake, what you get ain't what you see
Why you tryin' milk from me
You say it tastes like wine
Maybe you should keep in mind
You're touching on my clothes
See I'm nothing but a clone
so keep telling your friends (She's a Bad Drag Queen)
I'm Fake, what you think is in these D's
This whole get-up is a tease
I'm paid to play this line
Next time just keep that in mind
You're wearing my logo
Looks like hell, who really knows
Please see it's all pretend (She's a Bad Drag Queen)
Oh Great, One more chorus and I'll flee
This long song is killing me
Don't bother learning lines
Learn the chorus and you're fine
The song's about to close
See It's dragging on and on
Let's hit the last note gone (Yes this song is DONE)
