Ben Lesser, Ben Lesser
Less of a man than anyone
Bad Dresser, Ben Lesser
You’ll only see him suckin’ his thumb
This music sounds too familiar
And I have too much time
And yes I stole these chords from some random Sarah Evans song, but damnit
Ben, your birth was a crime.
MX Forums, A Fun place to hang
At least, until March 2005
Then the Casual Came, And the only one to Blame
Was the dumb little hippie that suddenly joined the forums and he uses a BOSS RC-50 looping station because he can’t play bass like a real man without the aid of this new-fangled technology so instead he has to use computer aided musical abilities and he still sounds like shit
Well
Did you ever thing you’d be pwned by country
Well, you twat, just guess again
If you have sideburns and your gay, you see that now you know
Your parents must have named you ben
Yeah, you just were schooled by country
And now the Bass Forum hates you times ten
Go hang out with losers in the Pit and you’ll get flamed because
Your name is Ben
