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Lyrics
I came upon a forum
one lovely summers day
where happy people gathered
with happy things to say
The thread was on a roll when
somebody came along
and threw a little hissy fit
which made me write this song
(ch)
"You stupid twat!" he said
"You said what? I said
"I'll have you know my twat is much brighter than you think!"
"You stupid twat!" he said
"Well, you know what? I said
"On the contrary my dear man, my twat is smart enough to scan and very quickly recognise a little prick!"
It always makes me wonder
why people are so mean!
They think they are invincible behind computer screens
The internets like alcohol,
amplifies the inner YOU!
And if you are an arsehole...........an arsehole......an arsehole.......
(ch)
"You stupid twat!" he said
"You said what? I said
"I'll have you know my twat is much brighter than you think!"
"You stupid twat!" he said
"Well, you know what? I said
"On the contrary my dear man, my twat is smart enough to scan and very quickly recognise a little prick!"
So the moral to this story
Is be careful what you say
You never know when somebody
will take your words and play
And to all the twats out in the world
I say hip hip hooray!
I'm proud to be a woman!
and put pricks in their place.
Made me smile