KOOL FATS
Yo, my name is MC Kool Fats. I rap it how I see it, that's why there ain't no rap about dicks. I ain't seen that thing in a decade. Me and MC Jerry bring the jams. He's my sidekick.
Story behind the song
I WUZ LIKE YO I NEEDZ TO RITE A NUMBA 1 JAMS
Lyrics
So everybody wants to know why Kool Fats is so great,
Let me explain to you and yes, you can participate,
Just clap your hands and roll around each time I yell, “FUCK YES”
Then turn around and punch your nearest neighbor in the chest,
Just kidding, but really,
It’s not such a crazy feeling,
To love a fat man with a mic who’s rapping for your hearing,
The words I’m saying at this time are pleasing to your earhole,
My body’s like a watermelon, yours is like a beanpole,
Didn’t you read the sign outside, it says “Fat asses only!”
Now get your thin self out of here before I get all roly poly.
I’ve rolled over men, rolled over dogs, rolled over chickens, too,
So what the hell makes you so sure I will not roll over you?
#1 hit, Kool Fats is the shit,
Lines go around the block to pay 5 bucks to lick my tit,
#1 jam, Kool Fats is the man,
Shut the hell up and stuff my mouth, I’m hungry for some ham, Kick it!
I want to rub my ass all over the floor,
And when I’m all done, you’ll be screaming for more,
OH GOD! You will shout with delight,
Nearly passing out from the excitement of the sight,
(spoken word)
