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Chronicles of Egging
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ShoelessShock has recently reunited after a 3 year haitus in which members attended college/fought drug addictions/endured dysfunctional relationships/ and discovered that there was more to life than egging people's houses. First forming in 1991, ShoelessShock was awarded first place at a local elementary school talent show, between the ages of 6 and 9. Ten years later the band revamped their musical style, saw additional members come and go and decided to take a break. In 2006 the band made the drunken decision to get back together based on a mutual appreciation for the band Chicago. Since then the band has been performing more than ever and gearing up to record their new material.
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Alternative • Ska
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#13,738 today Peak #46
#215 in subgenre Peak #2
Author
Jenn Moss
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2006 Shoeless Shock
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November 10, 2006
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MP3 4.7 MB • 128 kbps • 5:08
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Mom made us margaritas then she gave us the keys to her van she said "Hon, I know you're only 15, but you've got your permit, that's good enough for me. Just don't go egging, but TP is quite alright." We thought about it, egging is better so we went to the store and we bought six dozen We told the clerk we were gonna make omelettes But the truth of the story is Jacob Berg's house was gonna get fucked up. We drove around a lot that night and then his house was in our sight we threw all the eggs we had but then we saw his dad my sister stepped on the gas I nearly fell out of the van before we knew it 90 mph with a red chevy right on our ass he cornered us and crashed our van we saw in his hand was a baseball bat we sat real still put our seatbelts on he honked the horn till the cops were called... and we said "Officer, we're really, really sorry. We didn't mean to do it. We just wanted to egg Jacob himself, but the house was in our way!" The Wood brothers had to pay while we straight up got away with egging Jacob Berg's house Like every single Saturday Jacob Berg sucks it's true
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