Somebody is always out to screw you
That’s How They Getcha (Nick Cardilino/Martin Buchanan) You’re gonna buy a brand new truck real soon Got your eye on a four by four But the advertised sticker price doesn’t include Any A/C or carpet on the floor That’ll cost you more chorus THAT’S HOW THEY GETCHA That’s how they win That’s how they take you to the cleaners Time and time again You take the bait They set the hook And then they reel you in And then they stick ya THAT’S HOW THEY GETCHA Your new flat screen plasma TV’s broke So you pull out the warranty paper As you read you think it’s some kind of joke Covers everything but parts and labor They don’t do ya any favors repeat chorus bridge 5 dollar bleacher seats and 10 dollar beer Uncle Sam holds your money for an entire year You buy your girl a rabbit coat, they told you it was mink. Well, what’d ya think? THAT’S HOW THEY GETCHA After you’ve gone on to meet your Maker And your kinfolk’s are dealing with their grief Here comes the hard sell from the undertaker For the walnut casket and the deluxe wreath And you’re in the hole real deep repeat chorus ©2006 Buchanan/Cardilino
