KOOL FATS
Yo, my name is MC Kool Fats. I rap it how I see it, that's why there ain't no rap about dicks. I ain't seen that thing in a decade. Me and MC Jerry bring the jams. He's my sidekick.
Story behind the song
About my big fat ass.
Lyrics
Mm… goddamn….
MC Kool Fats fucking gonna fuck shit up
Damn….
Shit….
Yo, my name is Kool Fats,
And I’m here to fuckin’ say,
I rock the double cheese burger,
Like every other day,
The ladies all love me,
Though I’m such a big dude,
But if you’re in the mood,
Come on have chunky chew,
I’ll roll all over you at the hotel Ritz,
Things might get weird as we suck eachothers’ tits,
37 F, do you think you can match,
don’t be offended if you get lost in my backfat,
I’ll suffocate you in a frenzy,
In the back of a mercedes benz-y,
If that sounds cool I’ll grab the car keys,
If not you’ll find me flirting with the barkeep
Shit goddamn, I would like a glazed ham,
I don’t think you understand,
I’m a very hungry man,
In fact, you’re lookin’ good,
How would you like to be sedated,
And marinated,
And used as food?
Just kidding, you don’t got enough meat,
But sometimes a man just has to eat,
The more I think about it,
The more you look like a treat,
I want you like a baby wants a momma’s teat.
If you see me walking down on the sidewalk,
Jump out of the way at all costs,
Throw all your pink panties and red bras,
Or you might find yourself inside my jaws,
VIENNA SAUSAGES,
My fingers look just like,
VIENNA SAUSAGES,
I ride a 16-wheeled bike,
VIENNA SAUSAGES,
Oh damn,
VIENNA SAUSAGES!
