We're the best fake wrestling group ever!
Lyrics
Wrestling's homicide- all you motherfuckers duck and hide
We be bringing the pain- even when we got nothing to gain
Have all ya'll suckers, coming up lame, no fame, 'cause we running the game
Got rocked, when ya go to the parking lot
Get dropped off at the handicap spot
Cops think you got shot, victim of a plot, even when you're not
Just got knocked, by A-X-E
And the whole thing was done pretty easily
Forget all you hoes, 'cause we be the pros
Shows in Los Alamos, break someone's nose
What goes? Anything now...how to kick our asses? no one knows how
Cause we be- A-X-E
Why would you want us, to kick your ass?
Why would you wanna be smashed by AXE?
Give them a blast, thing of a past once they're done with AXE
Then we'll steal your cash, add it to our stash, your ass is now owned by AXE
W-T-W-F Affiliated
We the greatest, and I know you suckas hate it
Face it, ya gonna get your ass kicked
Talked too much shit, now you just got stripped
We the champs now, motherfuckers betta get
Used to this, since there's a ratings boost from this
We've beaten the best from Horsemen to DX
Now all you busters wanna know what's next?
See wrestling without us, and you'll see what's left
We're the best secret kept, look who we got
We got Kromka ready to drop ya
He won't stop ya, he'll pick ya up and drop ya
And, don't you dare treat this as filler, as you know there's no one realer
Then that motherfucking killer, Pet-Rilla
And, I already told ya about me
Real buster from dub T, not giving a "C"
Not giving an S-H-I-T, ,stop trying to be A-X-E
Or you'll get your ass B-E-A-T
You can't fuck wit "we", you can't fuck wit "we", you can fuck wit "we", cause we be
A-X-E
