Our music’s all about deception
There’s no use for contraception
I think I have an infection
And it hurts when I pee
I think that my lungs are collapsing
Breathing out is so relaxing
My legs need bikini waxing
Won’t you do it for me?
Go and get yourself some butter
Get your mind out of the gutter
Think about your life and shudder
Cause you live in the sea
Like a plumber you like crack
You think that my lyrics are whack
Come over here you need a smack
And I will smack you for free
The bus is headed right on course
And I am feeling no remorse
The glue pours from me like a horse
Headed for the factory
Orange juice and gasoline
You have inherited the gene
That makes the Rottweiler act mean
And chase you into a tree
The angry beaver will explode
The elephant will drop a load
The frog will fight against the toad
Ruin the pond’s harmony
Venus flytrap eating a man
Fifty light bulbs give you a tan
There was a murderer named Stan
The government set him free
Infuriated pissed or mad
Remorseful feeling blue or sad
Exhilarated happy glad
Destruction does this to you
The rotting flesh upon my head
Is green and brown and black and red
I think that soon it will be dead
Your head is on its way too
Robots will take over the world
Killing some boys and all the girls
The kitties doggies and the squirrels
Machines are coming for you
The world’s destruction is so near
The population is in fear
But when the day comes I will cheer
Cause I'm the last of the few
