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A revolution over here - The One act play
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A man rises to the top in his new Job at an assembly line. He wins the respect of his superiors by saying things that sound (on the surface at least) meaningless.
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The music can have a grungy techno rock/metal feal to it at times. It will also sound like Blues and Jazz mixed with rock on some tracks. Other times it sounds
------ The JPF Experiment is the name for the work I have been doing composing music. (notice how I use the word "composing" so that it sounds like I'm hot stuff!? Pretty good hey!!) Anyway,.. I have utilized computer software,my guitar, keyboard and harmonica to come up with these files. I am the writer producer and performer of these songs.
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Political Humor
Charts
Peak #208
Peak in subgenre #3
Author
Jay Ferdy Werdy
Uploaded
October 04, 2006
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MP3 5.5 MB • 128 kbps • 6:01
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I thought it would be funny to write a story about a man that wins the respect of his superiors by saying things that sound (on the surface at least) meaningless. I thought it would be funny to listen to.
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Excerpt from a new screenplay named "a revolution over there" Please note that the following screenplay is extremely stupid. However, I found it in an alley somewhere so I felt obligated to publish it on my blog. This short one act will soon be available to hear on my website of music and audio files: http://www.soundclick.com/thejpfexperiment http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=569316 Act one Scene one first day on the new job the scene is a busy industrial assembly plant that produces complex items for difficult situations. the quintessential manufacturing plant There are many a sparks a' flying and many a' steel bar a' clanking together in the expected and patented way. . However, The manufacturing plant is the largest company in the City. those who make it at "the plant" (as the french call it) can write their own ticket. A great opportunity for our hero. our hero: hey boy, I've been observing when you are doing your job. You are going here and here then you go there. well, we could save some time. First go here and here, then go there but while going there stop here first. See? I will point it out with my cane. The boy: I'm not following. you want me to stop here every time I go there. our hero: no no .. you got me all wrong kid! you should First go here and here, then go there but while going there stop here first. Now that's not to say that you couldn't stop up there or reach down there while moving to one of these. However, most importantly is to go here and here but for God sake by gum cut out those other places. The boy: OK we can try it your way! The boss: wait a minute you there with the superfluous cane! I want a word with you. Our hero: yyesss?? The boss: I've been listening to you! I wish to shake your hand! our hero: Well .. I uh the boss: no I mean it I heard your ideas to our boy there about First going here and here, then going there but while going there stooping here first. why you have vision my friend. What a time saver! Not all men would think of going here and here, then going there but while going there stopping here first. Why I know some men who would tell a boy like that to go there and under but then leaving out the here altogether while still having them go underneath. Our hero: Well sir I don't run things that way! The boss: I can see that now and sorry for ever having doubted you! Our hero: That's Ok boss. If you'll excuse me I have to go over here now. From that day forward our Hero began to revolutionize the industrial world with his brilliant theories of efficiency. In less than a year after our hero's arrival "The Plant" was not only leading producer in complex items for difficult situations in the city but now the World. Soon our hero’s opinions on efficiency in industry became requested by all corporate leaders of all nationalities, EVEN THE GERMANS!!! ACT one Scene two Scene: a ritsy banquet for the richest corporate leaders in the world. M.C.: I would like to welcome a man who need no introduction other than I will say his work at "the Plant" as the french call it brought their production of "complex items for difficult situations" from the largest in the City to the largest in the world. Please give a warm welcome to the man with the superfluous cane. Our friend and yours and everyone’s Hero. He's right over there Here he is !!! Our hero: Thank you Morty!! Thank you .. Oh God ! what an honor! and Morty believe me I am honored to have such an introduction from a man as accomplished as yourself. From your early days as the inventor of the concept of canned limbs for amputees to your recent work with soup broths .glowing bras . well it's quite an honor. But I didn't come from over there to soak up compliments over here. I want you to know that I will keep on working. I have been struggling to make the assembly plant a more efficient place. In fact here
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