I took a buzz through the busy bog
Past the lily pads and the rotting log
Dodged a frog and dragonfly
When somthing sexy caught my eye
Tall and slim cucumber cool
I made a bee-line like a fool
Stately green and speckled red
I crawled across her bulbous head
I have to ask I'm not shy
Darling may I come inside?
Kiss me Darlingtonia
Kiss me Darlingtonia
Kiss me kiss me
Kiss me Darlingtonia
She enter there's no waiting
More than just accommodating
Inside she was warm and sweet
But once inside there's no retreat
I guess this is the end of me
A buggy graveyard's all I see
Hope I'm tasty hope I'm good
Just a little speck in the chain of food
Trap me in your sticky goo
Digest me make me part of you
Kiss me Darlingtonia
Kiss me Darlingtonia
Then eat me eat me
Eat me Darlingtonia