Tim Hoad joke
Welcome to a second lil' band!
Story behind the song
chav's are frequently joked about, so i thought i'd do the same!
Lyrics
"eh wats dis? wats dis?
AW SAFE DAN ITS A MICROPHONE INNIT!
We is in a recording studio dis is bangin man, dis is bad! we is like 50 cent or dizzy rascal or somefink! breadbins! breadbins! get behind de recordin deck fingys we is gunna record a bangin tune! press play u nob!"
I is a chav and i know everyfing
I is a chav and i wear bling
Im on the town when you're around
don't mess wiv me boy 'cos i is bad!
Wheres my burberry?
Wheres my bling?
wat u gunna do cos u dont know a fing?
ah safe, 24000 carrot gold ring right? safe! whats that fish and chips? You give it over here cos i is a chav and i have needs. whats that? ah yeah thats my girlfriend over there, she is proper FIT! She's been in all the err...black dudes videos cos he is proper bad and....
aw you stopped it? ah yeah whatever anyways, give a beat, come on, ready! come on, im ready, im pumped! lets go!
AW SAFE!
BRAP!
i feel some creativity comin' on yeah?
I is a chav gunna come after you,
i is a chav and gunna poke your face
it don't have to rhyme cos its creative innit!
man this is safe like a bank man!
Uber safe? i never say uber safe! so if anyone says i do then they're gay aren't they! whatever. if you could only see my adidas, its proper good, its blue, i would say its gold, its not but...
you stopped it? why did you stop it? i was on a role there you stupid....silly...man! BRAP!
right thats it im gunna come around there gunna bash you're face in!
right ok, fanks for listenin cos i is a chav and im gunna go get my bottle of water, fanks see ya!
what do you mean?
WHY WOULD YOU TIP MY BOTTLE OF WATER DOWN THE TOILET!"
