Traditional Lyrics, with music by Alberson/Wegener
Rights
2006
Uploaded
September 05, 2006
Track Files
MP3
MP3 1.8 MB • 128 kbps • 1:56
Story behind the song
A song comparable thematicly to Happy Birthday. It is arranged entirely in the key (and indeed, with the chord) of e-minor. This represents the cyclical and repetive nature of the despair of modern life. It was also the only chord the authors could play when they putt the classic lyrics to melody many years ago.
Lyrics
Dead puppies aren't much fun
Dead puppies aren't much fun
My puppy died late last fall
He's been rotting in the hall
Dead puppies aren't much fun
Dead puppies aren't much fun
My puppy ran out of luck
He got hit by a truck
Dead puppies aren't much fun
Dead puppies aren't much fun
My puppy died of the flu
Mom's gonna put him in the stew
Dead puppies aren't much fun
Dead puppies aren't much fun
Dead puppies aren't much fun (repeat ad naseum, until actual vomiting is induced)
