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M-A-R-T-Y-R
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Mister Rogers' solution to the jihadist problem.
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I do stand-up comedy, as well as parody. I often imitate the recording artists when I parody their music.
My name is Rick Cormier. I am a singer/songwriter/musician/comedian. I love music and its' power to move people. I enjoy making people laugh.
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Podcasts • Parody
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Peak #154
Peak in subgenre #4
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Rick Cormier
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April 04, 2007
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MP3 2.8 MB • 128 kbps • 3:02
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I don’t understand why we have to spend trillions of dollars and lose countless lives in the “War on Terror”. The best thing a jihadist can do is to become a martyr, right? OK, I thought of something that might help. I call it “The Smarter Martyr Starter Kit”. We drop a bunch of flyers on every jihadist nation, telling anyone who wants to be a martyr to show up at a certain location at a specific time. They’ll all show up (yes, coolers are permitted). We’ll set up an arcade with games like “Whack a Mullah” and “Guess Who’s Under the Burka?”. We'll have camel rides for the kiddies and, at the end of the day, we’ll have fireworks…one really BIG one! We’ll even pay the surviving family members…there won’t be that many. They get what they want, we get what we want. There’s no need for them to wait months, even years, to achieve their glorious goal. We can call it “Martyr’s Day!” Hopefully, this little inspirational song (included with the Kit) will help guide them to the right decision……….. M For MECCA. That is where we’re going A Is for ALLAH. He waits for you R Stands for REWARDS He’ll be bestowing T That’s TERRORIST chores being through Y Is for the YANKS “We’re here to help you.” R Means REST in peace, my friend, Abu Everyone finds peace, if you’re all MARTYRs Plus, your folks get a goat or two
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