Draculas Dentures
I chipped a fang on things that hang
Around a throbbing neck
And eons passed, until at last
My teeth were quite a wreck
What could I do, Ive come to you
To restore my bite
I need a pair that I can wear
When Im hunting at night
Draculas dentures
A mind thats all their own___________ Chorus
Draculas dentures
Twin fangs as white as bone
Like a trap thats cocked to spring
Snapping at each moving thing________Chorus
Ill cinch them down with this string
So theyll leave me alone
If they should creep out as I sleep
And fasten neath my chin
And juglar punch themselves some lunch
Beneath my toothless chin
What could I do, Im asking you
But gurgle, gasp, and choke
Theyd drain me dry, then leave me lie
With my windpipe broke
Draculas dentures
A mind thats all their own____________Chorus
Draculas dentures
Twin fangs as white as bone
Like a trap thats cocked to spring
Snapping at each moving thing_________Chorus
Ill cinch them down with this string____Instr.Brk
So theyll leave me alone
Ive always been the nightmare
Well now Ive got one too
These chompers make me shudder
But they will have to do
Draculas dentures
A mind thats all their own___________Chorus
Draculas dentures
Twin fangs as white as bone
Copyright 2006 John W Selleck
