This is the first beat I have produced...and the most ridiculous song yet.
I am a comedy rapper, I like finding the most anti-thug topics and rhymin about them. Weird pointless rap, some of it may be above some people's heads. I like
My name is Tic Tac Toe.
Lyrics
Turn down the lights, its time to begin
I’ve been in the rain, please let me in.
Glow in the dark, and sparkle in the sun
I am writing my own beats now, ain’t that fun
Don’t give a heck about my… horoscope
My gold fish died and I… can’t cope
Like the horse shoe, I ring when I toss it
My skills pay the bills like direct deposit
Watch as the bills spill outta my closet
Watch the world stop spinnin like I could pause it
My hair is spiked like it was a volley ball
And I slept my way through high school study hall
Just like a Cowboy wearing rhinestones
Making art from glitter glue and pine cones
Shoobity do wop… sha bop bop
I like to pick apples from a tree top
End the verse quick, I am startin to ramble
Do the egg dance, everybody get scramble
Sunny Side up, sunny sunny side down
Sunny Side up, sunny sunny side down
Do the egg dance everybody scramble
Do the egg dance everybody scramble
1 is for the money
2 is for the show
3 is for the taxi
Where should I go?
Take me to the ballgame, take me to the crowd
Listen to my music its getting kind of loud
Say what? I don’t think so.
I don’t talk trash to friends or foes
Give me a turn on the merry go round
My tetherball skills are world renowned
I don’t like veggies and I don’t like fruit
If you hear my music, don’t press mute
Yeah right, I can’t quit rapping
Give up your dream, it ain’t happening
My name is trip t and I’m a rappaholic
Through the fields and meadows, I like to frolic
I play keyboard, and guitar
And I’m a big fan of pirates hardy har har
End the verse quick, I am startin to ramble
Do the egg dance, everybody get scramble
Let me catch up before you cross the finish line
I know it’s not fair but you better not whine
Hurry up…Give me a chance at the piñata
Before the weather starts to get any hotta
Dunk my doughnuts in glass of orange juice
Ridding in a little red, caboose.
I’m at the back of the train, and I’m about to jump off
I got a frog in my throat, and I’m about to cough
Supercalafragilistic expealidocios
All the other rap music, sounds atrocious
Jack be nimble, jack be quick
Jack better make it over the candlestick
His pants’ll catch fire, he’ll be smoking from the backside
Feet will come from under him like it was a landslide
Slow it down now, I don’t wanna go to fast
When I got a song this good I gotta, make it last
I absolutely love this song.. Why haven't you gotten a record deal yet?? Trip-T is greatness! 8D The "melody" rating just doesn't have enough stars.. Arrgh. x]