Jim Colyer Band is a free-wheeling, ever-changing thing. Members come and go. The one constant is my catalog of songs. I do some of the lead vocals but employ females as I write lots of girl songs.
Story behind the song
I got some people in there, Eliza Doolittle, Leonardo DiCaprio and Mr. Universe.
Lyrics
If you're looking for a girl to replace your ex
Cheap thrills, short-term sex
If you're looking for a way to impress your friends
Honey, this is where our relationship ends
I don't need a Mister Universe
As long as he'll have me for better or for worse
I don't need a new Romeo, Leonardo DiCaprio
I Need Love, I Need Love
If you're looking for a kitten to take under your wing
A naive, sweet young thing
If you're looking for a pet to make your protege
Eliza Doolittle, there's no way
I don't need a Sermon on the Mount
I've already heard more than I can count
I don't need a Ph.D, nutty professor to tutor me
I Need Love, I Need Love
I need a loving man, a partner for life
Shoulder to shoulder, husband and wife
I need someone when nights are cold
Someone who'll stay when I grow old
solo
If you're looking for a fling, a one-night stand
Well, keep on looking, you're not my man
If you're looking for fashion, the latest trend
Honey, this is where our relationship ends
I don't need a Mister Universe
As long as he'll have me for better or for worse
I don't need a new Romeo, Leonardo DiCaprio
I Need Love, I Need Love
I Need Love, I Need Love
Jim Colyer ASCAP