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WELCOME MAT
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Welcome Mat is comedy.
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Jim Colyer Band is a free-wheeling, ever-changing thing. Members come and go. The one constant is my catalog of songs. I do some of the lead vocals but employ females as I write lots of girl songs.
Song Info
Genre
Country • Country General
Charts
Peak #350
Peak in subgenre #92
Author
Jim Colyer
Rights
2006
Uploaded
August 11, 2006
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MP3 2.4 MB • 128 kbps • 2:39
Story behind the song
I wrote Welcome Mat for Dolly Parton right after she became Porter's girl.
Lyrics
Most anyone at my front door is welcome With a special invitation for a few But long as I've got right to my own choosing That Welcome Mat's not out there for you That Welcome Mat's not out there for you I've made it clear, I don't care what you do My door's one that you're not passing through That Welcome Mat's not out there for you You've been trouble ever since I've known you But I ain't had the heart to put you down Now there's someone else that I've been seeing And my new friend won't want you around That Welcome Mat's not out there for you I've made it clear, I don't care what you do You're headed wrong on a one-way avenue That Welcome Mat's not out there for you That Welcome Mat's not out there for you I'd rather have a monkey in a zoo solo So don't plan on coming 'round when I'm alone Don't call my number on your telephone I don't want no stupid letters in my mail Unless you want to find yourself in jail That Welcome Mat's not out there for you I've made it clear, I don't care what you do So hit the road, I'm sorry, but it's true That Welcome Mat's not out there for you Jim Colyer ASCAP
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