Intro To A Thousand Noodles/Obey Your Noodly Maste
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Story behind the song
flying spaghetti monster
Lyrics
In the beginning
There was a monster
Of great noodly girth
Two balls of meat
And two eye stalks
Fused together with noodles a plenty
The universe
The mountain and trees
And a midget created by him
Do you believe?
Oh, can you see?
The flying spaghetti monster
Ramen
With the month of october
We celebrate ramendan
We rejoice, thou filled with glee
We are pastafarians
Of the pasta country
We accept chef boyardee
Float through teh air
Like our lord before you
Obey the god of carbohydrates
Toss out your faith
Bask in his glow
Or face his fierce pirate mates
Join us we are better than the other religions
We've got a stripper factory and a beer volcano
He commands our pirate regalia, do not piss him off
His noodly appendage knows no bounds, he has touched us all
Spread the great word
Tell all your friends
Accept the stringy pasta fact
Darwin wrong
Pasta right
Join our church and submit to our pact
Body of noodles
Blood of marinara
Let your path to heaven begin
Forget the choir
Or stupid cheese-its
We say "ramen" and then we dig in
