Name: Closet Case
Duration: 2 min 51 s
Channel: Annette Neumann
Description: "Closet Case" is a song by Annette Neumann.

Closet Case

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I'm a solo singer/songwriter who wants to put her mark on the Americana/Folk Genre.

I've been playing since I was 11 years old. I've over the years I've tried to develop my own sound and my own music.

Song Info

Genre

Country • Traditional Country

Charts

Peak #257

Peak in subgenre #39

Author

Annette Neumann

Rights

Annette Neumann

Uploaded

August 06, 2006

Track Files

MP3

MP3 2.6 MB • 128 kbps • 2:51

Lyrics

Closet Case

When I was a young girl I was so confused
I felt like I had nothing left to lose
So I sat down and said "daddy I think I'm gay"
Now he looked like he had just about died
The he started to laugh until he cried
When I explained there's just no other way
He sat back and grinned
I thought I was fixin' to hear a lecture about
Same Sex Relations and Sin
But I wasn't. Here's what he had to say

Chorus: Girl let me tell ya a big secret
        It don’t matter how you plan to keep it
        If you think being a woman will help you Ketch
        Miss Right
        Well Honey your getting one hell of a fight


Now I lived next to a couple girls in Tennessee
It didn't matter what they did in front of me
I was drunk while they stood in their front yard ready to fight
Then one took off screaming ‘cause the other one pulled a knife
Now your mamma is a shining example
Of drama, jealousy and bitter lies
She accused me night and day of cheatin'
Til the day she ran off with another guy

(Repeat Chorus)

Now if you're going to be gay please don't shave your head
Don't trash all your cd's and start listening to
Guitar banging male basher's instead
Don’t fall for a woman with jagged teeth Or cold hands
You’re better off just finding you a man

Words and Music Written By
Annette Neumann
©Annette Neumann, 2006

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