07/28/06 I posted an open challenge last week @ DMusic. This was the first dude to accept.
The illest music you'll ever hear.
Lyrics
-- (Beat - ???: Play Time Is Over) --
I’ve heard of Run DMC, I’ve heard a Brass Monkey
But can someone please tell me what the fuck is a-flunky?
I heard this gramps on a track so live
Diz, he’s 23. Why’s he look 45?
Daym! This dude drink so much
He has cheerios with vodka when he wakes up
He just got out of college, but it’s likely
The only AA dude is seein’ isn’t a degree
This drunk has gotta breath test just to pee
Ain’t seen a stiff dick in months, but seen many A-Flunky
He got a bubble gut, the alcohol backed up
If he popped, even Courtney Love would back up
Like “Oh, that’s too much, I can’t take it”
“Bitch, I’m A-Flunky, I live in my moms basement”.
“mgmgfnadskflasdfkas…” Whatever you would mumble
You can’t ride a beat, but you can surely stumble
Over the snare taps, and the hand claps
Let me kill the details, Bitch, you can’t rap!!!
Rollin’ like a Spreewell, dude you so fat!
If a plane crashed they could use your gut as a raft
-- (Beat - Devize: Hallucinogenic) --
Ok Flunky, let me break it down
Your real name is Artie, kinda like the clown
You used to be in the Navy, but what now?
A little 5-0 stuck in a big town
This kid’s a security guard, and loves it
A pig that raps? Well ain’t that some shit!?
He’s from San Diego, it’s so sad
The Padres ain’t touched more balls then this fag
You drink like a sailor but don’t cuss none
You just a rent-a-cop posing with a cap gun
You wear the outfit, but I wear the costume
I got ya wife handcuffed when we’re in the bedroom
We even got sex names, hers is Mrs. Swoon
Cause I faint when she’s blowin’ on me like a monsoon
I ain’t even need punch lines to beat dude
I’m-a just samples your tracks and defeat you
