There's A Mermaid In My Martini © words by C. Stewart / music by Gerard Harkin - ( July 4, 2006 ) There's a mermaid in my martini And I got one in this song Swims close to the surface Cause she likes to sing along Likes to sing along There's a mermaid in my martini Her name is Red Eyed Ruth Does laps around my olives In gin and sweet vermouth Gin and sweet vermouth Swim little mermaid swim Swim little mermaid swim Swim little mermaid swim There's a mermaid in my martini With a very shapely fin She got a set of built it floaters And a south pacific grin South pacific grin There's a mermaid in my martini Maybe I've been here too long When she gets near my swizzle stick What I'm thinkin bout' is wrong Thinkin bout' is wrong BRIDGE.. I'm glad she's spending time with me Instead of swimming in the sea Swim little mermaid swim Swim little mermaid swim Swim little mermaid swim There's a mermaid in my martini And I got one in this song Swims close to the surface Cause she likes to sing along Likes to sing along Swim little mermaid swim Swim little mermaid swim Swim little mermaid swim
