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Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #12,002
Peak in subgenre #1,443
Author
M Playa
Rights
M Playa
Uploaded
June 24, 2003
Track Files
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MP3 1.9 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
Crackin on My5t3Ry, a guy off of Cyphernetix.
Lyrics
Yo Mystery I'm gonna have you makin "shitty potshots"
Like "Mr. E talkin shit" to Blazin thinkin he's a hotshot (Mr. E posted shit to Blazin)
S'like "hotboxin" your mom's car, you're gonna be "smoked out"
"Floppin on the ground" like a "motherfuckin choked trout"
Does this cheesy hacker wannabe with his "e" switched wit a three really think he can hang with me?
Shitty lyrically, strugglin pitifully, I think "Vader" said it best, he's "all too easy"
I'ma do it like my "girlfriend" and "take you out"
Take away your mic and show you what raps about
Like "Steve from Dell," "geeks" like you reek of bein "sweet" (Steve's the fag on the Dell commercials)
Your "leet" speak will get yo ass beat on the street (Leet speak is hacker talk with the numbes and shit)
Dumb bitch I'ma hit you "up the ass" faster than "scrawny kats" in the "county jail"
who can't post bail
From the "front, back, side to side"
Its gonna be JUST how yo ass loves to "dickride"
Sorry bout your mom but here's why she "chose to die"
She musta heard your shitty rhymes and "couldn't take it all the time"
Winner of the award for the most "borin" on earth,
This bitch had his mom "yawnin" durin his fuckin birth
Oh Lord, why'd you push record? Maybe you should try hoardin one dollar words... or is that
too much to afford?
Am I gonna win? I could tell you already knew it
Cuz like "Martha Stewart," I'll leave ya wit feelings that "ya blew it"
I'm "breakin necks" in audio, "twisted" like "car wrecks"
Unless you wanna be next, you better stick wit text
I'll do it like "Mortal Kombat," and commit a "fatality"
Do another "punch combo" to make it a "brutality" (Punch like in rap/Punch in game)
Dumb fuck can't even spell "Breakin" right in his "sig" (Spelled it Brakin)
He's "out of place" here like "Wacko Jacko's afro wig" (Remember that pic I posted of MJ?
Get a "Clue" dogg, I ain't talkin bout the "board game"
While you at it, claim a "Life" too ya motherfuckin dame
He's "Mystery" cuz "no one knows" why he picked up a mic
Goin "no where fast," like "Lance on his exercise bike" (Lance Armstrong, famous bicyclist)
All your tracks keep "borin me" just like your song "Weep"
Only time I peep that shits when I wanna "fall asleep" (He made an audio named Weep)
