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Monster
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A song about being violated by a bear.
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Comedic experimental rock, An original concept and an interesting musical style.
JSMDFAQ is a small three member band that has been around since 2000. We're an experimental comedy group, Based over a long distance relationship between our members.
Song Info
Genre
Alternative • Experimental
Charts
Peak #744
Peak in subgenre #144
Author
Lyrics by Danny Maxedon, Performance by Nick Ickov
Rights
2002 JSMDFAQ
Uploaded
June 23, 2003
Track Files
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MP3 2.4 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
Danny had recently been on a camping trip and a bear attacked their campsite. It was a close call but they got away and everyone was fine. It was a good lesson not to leave the cooler open and have all the food layed out during the spring. You know, when the bears are coming out of hybernation and are really hungry.
Lyrics
Monster I see a bear beyond those trees (those trees) He's coming this way. (this way) Is he going to kill me (kill me) I think I'll hide in the hay. (the hay) ===================== MR. BEAR, MR. BEAR Don't take away my life. MR. BEAR, MR. BEAR.... DONT YOU DARE! ===================== I thought he left me alone, (me alone) But he was 10 feet away (feet away) I peeked my head to see him, (see him) I won't see the rest of today. (today) ===================== MR. BEAR, MR. BEAR Don't take away my life. MR. BEAR, MR. BEAR.... DONT YOU DARE! ===================== He found me, He grabbed me, He threw me on the floor. He hit me, He teased me, He called me a whore. He bit me, He scratched me, He touched me some more. He Probed me, He raped me, I was really sore.
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