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Song Info
Genre
Charts
#599 in subgenre
Peak #3
Charts
Peak #115
Author
Empty Uranus
Rights
2006
Uploaded
June 30, 2006
Track Files
MP3
MP3 6.4 MB • 128 kbps • 7:00
Story behind the song
Song about obsessive fags. :D
Lyrics
Hello, my name is Bace. I work at the dog pound and play with some of the doggies we catch. Some are very nice doggies. Those are the doggies that I like to be nice to. They don’t like me when I try to wipe my stick on them and sometimes they bite me. When they bite me, I go to the one board and they make me feel better. I feel like I’m somebody there. I feel like I’m important. It’s like a boy’s club. I like boys and I like boy dogs, too. Anyway, I act silly and they think I’m good and stuff. My wife doesn’t know why I like boys and dogs. All of this is Buttspray’s fault, though. He’s mean to me. When I get mad at him, my pussy flares up like a Bic Lighter and I melt!
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Hello, my name in Dinsdale. I just don’t like girls! They’re always getting on my case and they upset the delicate relationships I have with my friends at T1B. I love my friends there. I hate Buttspray. Mostly everything I do centers around him. He makes me angry when he talks about me, but deep down – I really love him. He is the knower of all and I realize that he has BODE over me and always will. Sometimes, I think I’d like to meet him and try to suck his large penis, but I know he’s heterosexual, so that will never happen. Vaginas make me SO angry!
Bace: Let’s talk about Buttspray
Dave: Okkkkakkakkkkkkkkkkkkay
Dinsdale: He makes me swoon SO much!
Luther: Want me to do a wytch?
Bace: He made me cry again.
Dave: Ddd dd d dud dd d d dd dddudhd why?
Bace: He just does. All the time.
Dinsdale: He makes me pull my peter!
Luther: Want me to do a wytch?
Poptart and Felix: What can we do?
Dinsdale: You two can ride my cock!
Poptart and Felix: okay
(sound of Poptart/Felix humping Dinsdale)
Bace: No Luther and Dinsdale. Aren’t you obsessing over him a bit much?
Dinsdale: No, we love him just as much as you do.
Luther: Want me to do a wytch?
Dave: N n nnnnno shshshs shshshs it!!!!!!!
Roach: I’ll help you guys
Dinsdale: Hey – you guys hurt my cock! Get off!
Poptart and Felix: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha.
Bace: No Roach, you’re a dumb little bitch
Roach: Okay huh huh huh…
Dave: Lllellettts mmmake rr rr eeeeffeeerences to hhhh h hhim ww w w ithout sssaying his nn n nname!
Dinsdale: You mean like we’ve been doing for 6 years?
Bace: YEAH!!!!! That’s it! Just don’t talk directly to him, though. He always makes us look like shit when we have to be men!
Luther: Want me to do a wytch?
Dave: S shshshs shshshut tththththe ffffffffffuck up, old mm m m m m m m maaannnn!!!!!
Bace: yeah, let’s do that. It’s settled then.
Dinsdale: Who’s going to tickle my pony hole!!!!!
Dave: N nnnnnnn nnnn ot mmmmmemmeeeeee!
Bace: Well – only if you bring me some new puppies.
Luther: Want me to do a wytch?
No matter what they say, no matter what they do
BODE is always mine, Suck my dick, you lose!
No matter what they say, no matter what they do
BODE is always mine, Suck my dick, you lose!
