Just made up real quick, probably re-record and add another verse...beat by clockwork
hip hop from a small town in oregon...jokes and funny shit...just click the damn link
C-chaotic
R-rhyming
C-crew
Elimination and Emcee Remote
well really right now its pretty much just Elimination (me....) i see remote every once and a while and shit, he still my brother but i have a feeling he wont wanna rap anymore, but ill occasionally drop something on here....
Lyrics
i wanna be one of those old dudes sitting at a bar
buy the cute young chicks a drink and wink at em from a far
smile at em, nod, and do a little cheers thing with my glass
got class, gonna be 75 and still hitting on ilegal ass
what am i gonna be doing when im about that age
living by the motto, only these hoes get played
fuck bingo, i be shaking my shit all in the club
asian massages getting my wrinkly ass rubbed
you know you want it, dont even say you dont
whos your grand daddy, i cum so much youll float
every sundy morning i be hitting the adult swim
not cartoons baby, hitting on the lifeguard trying to get a grin
fake a drowning, hell ide fake a heart attack
just so she can give me mouth to mouth, and let me see her tit crack
her knick knacks, after the oxygen mask give her my digits
she thinks its for saving her life, but i wanna get up in it
-skit-
just listen, baby, want a drink, take a lil sippin
the next hugh hefner, a playboy like mission
speaking of mission, you might as well take the position
let me take a crap first, cause the prune juice makes it unthicken
the kettle is hissin, i made you an me some viagra tea
maylanta, rolaids, centrum silver, and god damn i have to pee
the water bed, yea the chicks think its sexy
i got stuck in it once, had the cops come and rescue me
now why dont you just go and take your clothes off
i go down so much its like a commercial for zoloft
aarp doesnt even cover me once they found out what i do
im a high risk, i fuck till my hips are bruised
just do what you gotta do, but have the time of your life
men are like bananas when its old and wrinkly were ripe
and dont act like your gonna be getting in to my will
i get so many young girls to cry, i might as well be doctor phil
