Welcome to the universe of DJ Timmy Kneegar! At the ripe age of 12 DJ Timmy Kneegar (known as DJ Diet Sprite back then) was already laying the foundation for the future in glam rock sampling and stretch pants manipulation. The young visionary fell into obscurity by 1999 and was all but forgotten until recently. It is reported that DJ Timmy was found lying outside the Wall Hotel in a pool of his own fluids, which consisted of but was not limited to fecal matter, vomit, stomach bile and grundel wax. Upon word of this travesty, South Wilmerding's own DJ Cevin Kostner rushed Timmy to the South East Area YMCA and fronted him 4 bottles of Axe shower gel. After 3 hours of showering, and four escapes from attempted fondeling, DJ Timmy emerged victorious, ready to conquer the production game once again. DJ Timmy no longer rocks the Tony Meola pony tail that once made him famous throughout Scandanavia, but that does not mean he has forgotten his roots. This dudes pulsating jams are sure to yank your baby yams right outta your sack and stuff them down your throat like you were sorostitute from ASA on your fifth cup of jungle juice. Be sure to check out his upcoming LP "Da Mushroom Stampa" as well as his European tour with world renowned meat curtain exhibitionist Candice Bergen. Do not sleep on this girls fetus cannon, cuz this vertical bacon sandwich is guaranteed to knock ya socks off!