Channel 13 - Silent Night '04
Channel 13 Entertainment was founded in October of 2004. The group Channel 13, consisting of crimNal & Madhouse, is signed to the label and working on a group project for 2007. Both crimNal and Madhouse are working on their solos set to be released sometime this millenium.
Lyrics
[Hook - crimNal]
As I walk down the street, and it's cold outside
This shit fucks with my mind, you don't wanna be alive
And, I'ma make sure everybody dies tonight
All these parents and kids, I start tearin they ribs
And then bury that shit, I'ma turn this holiday to a Silent Night
[Verse 1 - crimNal]
I'll break into your house, your families watchin tv you see me
You turn around screaming and that's when I start my beating I'm a madman
And I'ma show you what it's like to get gutted and have your fuckin body thrown into a bag man
Oh look somebody left me milk and cookies, and I got a woody from these bodily stains on my hoodie
Pick em up and walk myself over to the window ledge a group of people on your lawn and all I'm fuckin hearin is
Sleigh bells ring-a-lin ting ting ting-a-lin right down Santa Clause lane
Well, don't piss me off and make me come out this house and slap each one of you faggots in the face
I'm gone I start leaving the house without a trace on the floor, yep not even a mouse
I got my bag of goodies that I'm gonna show to the kids then I'm gonna walk down the block and I'ma do it again
[Hook]
[Verse 2 - Madhouse]
Wake up in the morning and I'm lookin for my presents, should've known better should've learned my fuckin lesson
Man fuck Santa Clause man he never gave me shit, says I've been naughty so he treats me like a bitch
Ten years of nothing is gettin really old, fuck waitin around man I'm going to the Pole
I show up in a sleigh with a gun and knife, lookin for the fat bitch to end his fuckin life
I start to bust off rounds man everywhere I go, a lethal sleigh ride through the bloodstained snow
Now the bodies pile up and I know it's fucking wrong, thousands of dead elves but the fat one is gone
Then I see him crawling all over the icy ground, freezing off his ass I begin to punch and pound
I slam him in the head with the butt end of my knife, merry fucking Christmas enjoy this Silent Night
[Hook]
[Verse 3 - Shane]
Is anybody in here prepared to die, have you ever stabbed a guy in his motherfucking eye
Or met anybody that's this insane, I'm a man who's not afraid to kill in the day
No? Well get ready for war, the world's gonna end on this night of horror
Cover the eyes of your little boys and girls, this shit's rated R for violence and gore
Take out the Earth that's our main purpose, it's gonna be achieved with limited resources
Our actions are drastic and that's what we'll work with, take my word for it your gonna be murdered
We just recruited an army of guys, trained them to make sure that everybody dies
Shit loads of missiles will put out the lights, I'm gonna turn this Christmas to a Silent Night
[Hook]
