My attack #2 back at "snoop au" on the forums.
There really isn't a genre. Weird would work great.
I'm a soloist for now (until my other band gets some good material and ready to record).
Story behind the song
Basically, this kid and I were rapping on some forums I hang out on. So, I decided that text-based ownage kind of sucked. I took it to the next level and recorded. THIS is what came out.
Lyrics
Snoopity doopity whoopity do
Nobody wants to hear that sh*t rappin' from you
Didn't you learn your ****in' lesson, yo, I mean you no harm
(1) And I wear axe deodorant under BOTH of my arms
(2) When I work out in the gym and when I hit up the club
(3) I get the numbers from the ladies then we slip in tub
All the while you are gettin' some sick, twisted joy
From your ugly *** cell mate, Big Bubba, boy
Gotta relax, to da max, as I rap, bust a cap, in yo ***, in first class, as I roll, from the bowl, **** this weed, there's a seed, from the 'tard, with the lard, ya fat ****, got no luck.
I know it's hard to be black, and the whackest Mac M.C.,
FMB, that's me, Straight-up O.G.
You wanna be, T.I.?......r-e-d.
'Cause that's all your words is to me - Tired.
I could go on for ages, 26 Casual Pages, and you think it wont phase ya, think your girlfriend wont hate ya?
Oh snap! Did you know that your ho is with me?
I refer you to sentences marked 1, 2, and 3.
But in the end you will fall, from this god awful brawl
And crawl from what's left, then smashed by a wreckin' ball
You's da n00b with an small weenie
Gotta use a microscope, but only if you wanna see
Something super cheezy, makin' me queezy
I can tell fo' certain, she wont feel THAT in her 'heezy.