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...some people are wrong.
Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #120
Peak in subgenre #30
Author
Voltaire Adams, Caleb Kinkaid
Rights
2006 The Brigade
Uploaded
May 09, 2006
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.5 MB • 128 kbps • 3:47
Lyrics
The Legend of the Flying Embarassment
Grandpa V: Gather around Children, and I will tell you a story.
Lil' Voltaire: aww...but I want to play Kingdom Hearts.
Grandpa V: NO! THat game will rot your brain and rape your mothers, now come listen to my story.
Lil' mojo: ok...
Grandpa V: Long ago, in a house far far away, there lived a small man.
Lil' mojo: How small?
Grandpa V: He was small, ok? jeez...anyway! Now this small man was good at one thing, and one thing only. Flying. Oh, he could fly with the best of them. Like a bird was he. He would fly to the market, to the store, and even sometimes to the basement. Everywhere he went people would exclaim "Look there! It's that Flying guy!"
Lil' Voltaire: People can't fly, Grandpa...you're crazy!
Grandpa V: oh, but this man could. He could fly with the best of them. Like a bird was he. However...one day everything went terribly wrong.
Lil' mojo: ok, what happened?
Grandpa V: Well he was flying along, most probably on a trip to one of his girlfriends house. Oh he had so many girlfriends. Like a bird was he! But I digress, he was flying along one day, when he came upon another guy that was flying! The man saw him, and challenged him to a "Super Awesome Flying Contest of Flying!" Not to be outdone by this young upstart, the man accepted the other man's challenges to the man. So the contest begun!
Lil' Voltaire: Boring...
Grandpa V: Shaddup and listen you little whipple snapple! So the man and the other man started their contest. The entire town showed up to watch them. All 4567 of them. and some of the town dogs too! Like a bird were they! But I digest, the first round of the contest was the cow milking. Realizing that it had nothing to do with flying they went on to the second round, synchronized freestyling.
Both kids: *groan*
Grandpa V: Many rounds went by, and night had befallin them. The score was now 34 to 34. This next round, the last round would be the very last....
~
Man: You can't win this contest!
Another Man: Tell you what, if I lose...I will leave this town forever, but if I win...you must dress in a....*dramatic pause* DRESS!
Man: You monster! ...You don't belong in this world!
Another Man: mwahahahahaha...perhaps. The final round shall be....HARDCORE BATTLING! Now...let us dance!
Man: Dance? I thought you wanted to fight?
Another Man: You foolish fool!
~
Grandpa V: And so they hardcore battled, like birds...
Lil' mojo: Finish the story!
Grandpa V: Well in the end...the new man won. The man didn't expect the other man to use his special move, and it was his downfall.
*Silence*
Lil' Voltaire: So wait...that's it?
Grandpa V: Yeah why? Shaloum, kids...always wanting more...
Lil' mojo: That has nothing to do with anything, we can NEVER put that story to use!
Grandpa V: Well....
Lil' Voltaire: .....screw you, I'm going to play Kingdom Hearts on Atari.
Grandpa V: Oi...those kids. Someday they will learn.
~
Caleb: Hey, we need to get this FunnyHaHa done, so stop playing Kingdom Hearts and get over here.
Voltaire: You're right, it's the last minute and we need to throw something together.
Caleb: So what are we going to do?
Voltaire: Well...you remember that story Grandpa told us about the Flying Embarassment?
Caleb: Yeah, lets do that with some cheep voice overs and low production qualities.
Voltaire: ok.
Grandpa V: Or we could do this...
*I'm like a bird - Nelly Fertado*
FIN
-Credits-
Voltaire Adams - Grandpa V, Lil' Voltaire, Another Man, himself
Caleb Kinkaid - Lil' mojo, Man, himself
-Music Credits-
reelmojo - Calm Time NES Edit
Nobou Uematsu - Prelude (sped up for the dream sound effect)
Nazo Project - Beginning (from Dracula New Classic)
Utada Hikaru - Sanctuary (theme of Kingdom Hearts 2)
