My apologies to Kate Bush.
Just uneducated fun
Pleasure in nothingness
Story behind the song
I am still wondering why extra-terrestrial beings would fly from so far away just to anal probe us. Could be fun, though. Who knows?
Lyrics
I went on top of the mountain
It was such a nice sunny day
But then night settled down
And I saw strange lights in the sky
Strange lights, strange lights,
Are you little butterflies?
No, you're not butterflies!
They wouldn't try to probe my behind.
**This is High Command
**We have been watching you
**You failed to comply to our orders
**You now have to submit to... anal probing!
Noooooooo! Anal Probing (etc)
And suddenly, it was all bright around
Flickering, vibrating, vivid colors
I think I heard a muffled pop
When that buzzing sound came on
Then that awful voice talked to me
**Hey, Jane! What's the deal, Doe?
I will never forget that dreadful sound
**It's in your hips, it's coming!
Noooooo! Anal Probing (etc)
Who are these strange beings?
They seem to be anal busting
Daddy? Is it you in this blurry mist?
**Yes, Child. Calm down.
**We are going anal busting!
Next thing, I was back in my bedroom
Feeling sore where butterflies kissed me
I couldn't sort out what was real
From a dreamlike fantasy.
But it really scared me
To think Dolores would interview me on....
Anal Busting/Anal Probing (etc)
