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Problem-Addict
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May 05, 2006
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MP3 3.3 MB • 128 kbps • 2:24
Story behind the song
I love the track Gold Digger of Kanye's album - I was inspired to write my own version.
Lyrics
V-Digger
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Now I ain’t sayin shes a gold-digger, but she ain’t messin with no broke, broke (*2)
Get down boy g’head get down! (*4)
“I said!”
“C’mon!”
18 years, 18 years yo I was still a virgin at 18 years old! / Until things were about to change when I met this girl from around the way / Even though I was nervous I worked up the courage to go up to her face (damn!) she was hot as furnace / But only on the surface cause beauty is skin-deep and the only thing deep about her was how many men she / invited to her bed sheets, they’d (bleep) her and then leave, she touched me on the leg and I grew about ten feet! / She was tryin to tempt me actin real friendly, she asked, “Are you a virgin?” Oh man evidently I couldn’t get it down…
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It was embarassin; I couldn’t hide it, I had lost total control over my dick / She could see it thru my jeans I couldn’t deny it, it looked like I had taken twenty pills of Viagra / I tried to cover it up by blockin it with my drink, she gave me a sly wink, then both her eyes blinked / I don’t know but I think it started to shrink! No wait a sec you could still skate on it like an ice rink! /
We played a game of pool damn she was the cutest; she kept missin on purpose so I’d show her how to shoot it / She was impressed with skill I could shoot with – especially since I was usin my dick as a pool stick! Holy / shit! I started panickin; it wouldn’t move – it was in a permanent position like a mannequin, / hummin like a light sabre – call me Anakin! I tried to talk to him (“Get down!”) and it started answerin like:
“Get laid boy go’on get laid” (*8)
“C’mon!”
“Please!”
By now the girl I was with was getting real horny, I could see she was bored because she just ignored me / I asked her if she wanted to leave she said, “Sorry its just that I’m horny you can’t do nuthin for me” / I said, “Okay I know I’m a virgin but you’re the only chance I have to lose it before I’m forty / She said, “Lets get a cab but in what direction?” I said, “I don’t know - just follow my erection! / She said her family was away for the weekend so we could go there, I didn’t care as long as she would / give me hood, she said, “Now be good” but I was already fantasizing then we stood out- / side her house, she invited me in, she didn’t waste any time she was lying in bed, and she’d / already undressed, and I was tryin my best, I fiddled with my zipper a little oh God I was a mess! / Finally it came time to lose the V – this was it! Oh shit I started to secrete / Oh no! Oh man it usually takes at least a minute to finish – too late, I’m doomed to be / a virgin…
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