WORDS CAN'T DECRIBE THIS BAND, BUT HERE'S A FEW THAT COME CLOSE:
SCUMCORE, SCUM FUCK, FECIES, FIRE, PUNK, METAL, ROCK, MURDER, SEX, SCABS, SMASH, BREAK, BROKE,
**********( THIS BAND WAS STARTED AS A JOKE, BUT SNOWBALLED INTO ONE OF THE BIGGEST SENSATIONS TO EVER HIT THE MID-WEST MUSIC SCENE!*********
THIS WEBPAGE HAS BEEN CREATED BY GOLD STAR TALENT, Who is the current Copyright holder for the Music as a way to sell JON ASHER's music online to help defray legal costs from damages inflicted by JON ASHERS GREATEST PRANK EVER ON HALLOWEEN 2001, SEARCH OLD MISSOURI NEWSPAPER ARCHIVES TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THIS PRANK!
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Greetings... You were born in Colorado. You live in Jefferson City, Missouri. You were born on Valentine's Day. You once owned a "Bat Microwave." You should never Bake a baby. You own a banjo. You listen to Black Flag, D.I., Rancid, and much more. You used to work at Applebee's on MO Blvd. You belong to the Church of the Sub-Genius. I know who you are, but you don't know me.... HA! HA! HA! HA! I keep my friends close and my enemies even closer. HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!