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Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #4,031
Peak in subgenre #318
Author
Problem-Addict/Projax
Rights
Problem-Addict
Uploaded
April 29, 2006
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.7 MB • 128 kbps • 2:41
Story behind the song
I always have these fantasys when I'm at a club. The song starts off harmless enuf - than the fantasys kick in.
Lyrics
Club Track
Arrive at the club – fuck, look at the line up! Sneak into the VIP so we in fo
free / with no ID tonite we MIB dressed in black, Nelly playin “Ee Ei Ee” /
Everywhere theres chicks booty shakin, dressed in leather lookin wetter than
snakeskin / And half of’em are dancing on the stage (“Dude, I think most
of these chicks are underage”) Damn! / So we split down the street, we
heard about this new club downtown that sheik / We found it (“looked
around”) it was a lounge with beats so went inside – the vibe and the sound
was sweet! It went / sh, sh, shake yo ass the way this chick was shakin it I
had to make pass (“Hey whats up?”) / She looked disturbed and fled, than
turned and said, “You’re perverted!” The crowd churned and spread and /
formed a circle, the track was bumpin, wanna jump in but I dance like Urkel
(“Did I do that?”) / This Latina chick was makin eye contact so I lean over
and tell my friend I’m on that! / As I walk over try to act Casanova, she
smile as I approach her / Hey whats your name? “Ariana” Nice ta meet ya –
damn she was sizzlin like a fajita / She took me by the hand as I checked out
her ass then gasped (“huh”) her ass was fatter than / mine which was fine
but when I grinded from behind it was a lot to climb!
CHORUS
Now sh, sh, shake yo ass! Sh, sh, shake yo ass!
Now sh, sh, shake yo ass! Sh, sh, shake yo ass!
I see this woman across the room – shes a barracuda, but yo I’m a
paratrooper / She got a nice pair a hooters so I’m like, “Excuse me would
you care for a shooter?” / Shes wearin a tube shirt so I can’t but stare at her
boobs and flirt, I should probably get spayed or neutered (“Uh, how
come?”) cause I keep trying to have affairs with cougars! My charm / seems
to amuse her so I pursue her, she invites me back to her place and says she’ll
pretend to be my / science tutor - her ultimate fantasy? She plays the victim
and I the intruder / She wants me to tie her up and use her, abuse her like one
big giant soother (“suck, slurp”) / I’ve only seen this kinda stuff on my
computer, the look in her eyes said she wasn’t lyin humor- / ously I said I
must leave (“See ya”) but she grabbed me by the sleeve and whispered,
“Trust me” / Then she touched me above the knee and brushed me with her
busty chest, pressed and set my clutch free!
CHORUS
Met this chick named Kristy and slept with her even though she’d only
known and spent a second with me / Woke up in her room so I stepped to the
exit swiftly but the stupid bitch left me a hicky! / The damn things looked
like two extra nipples, two huge pecks I nibbled on her neck just a little / I
was soothin and droolin at the tooth just a dribble cause her boobs were the
hugest like two sets of pillows / Her nipples started turning blue like tube
tests or skittles cause I chewed on’em like new pets with shoes bits and
kibbles / That’s when I shot my load on both breasts all over the bed spread
and her new dress plus the pillows / Then she whipped out these dildos and
they started vibratin, “I just need a minute” Hell I didn’t mind waitin / She
asked me if I wanted to start participatin in her misbehaving with her dick
replacement / “I have no luck with men when I’m fuckin them” so she
stuck’em in, I said why don’t you try gay men? / She started moanin and
groanin and quotin citations like “amen” (“amen!”) like she was possessed
by Satan / Her body jerked in all directions like a blind patron, she kicked
her legs and flipped like eggs and fried bacon! / I knew just what to do so
with out no time wastin started singin the chorus and saw her behind shakin!
CHORUS
