Lyrics
Been a bum ever since genesis, the job centre’s arch nemesis,
Living off incapacity benefits,
Work? Fuck that I do what I wanna do when-it-fits,
Slapped my mum when I was aged 5, “Fuck the dentist-bitch!”
I put shrooms, in my welsh teachers lemon-sips,
Had them like (static) “the menace-is on the premises”,
As soon as spotted me an alarm-was-rung,
I played twister with a flid for some armless-fun, and won,
What? Sometimes I scare-myself,
And get so hot-headed, worried my hair-might-melt,
Uhhh what the fuck? I’m talking-shit,
I’m like my Gramp, all I need is the walking-stick,
Drinking heavily, walking the streets unsteadily,
Piss on every, post I pass like a pedigree,
My uncles allegedly schizophrenic, it’s hereditary,
And voices egging-me on in my head to break your leg-in-3,
I cleverly put together-these verbs-and-nouns,
Disturbed-clown, dressed in a fucking surgeons-gown,
Performing operations on my step father when he fell-asleep,
Hooked to drip, exchanging his blood with LSD,
I step on rappers like I’m optimus-prime,
I’m strong enough to break a fucking hippopotamus-spine,
I’ll have you locked in a box, dropped in bottomless-mine,
For jotting monotonous-rhymes, nope they’re not-gonna-find,
A single hair and shred of skin, you’re chopped-into-finer,
Pieces than mince beef-is, made sure your doctor-just-signed,
Your death certificate-in-advance, your fucking-with-szwandts,
And get my shoe stuck-in-your-pants, to toughen-your-stance,
