This is for Omar and Solmaz... ;)
Just uneducated fun
Pleasure in nothingness
Story behind the song
Just a joke between Omar and me.
Lyrics
I knew I got her attention
When she insulted me
Finnish women are tough
They are so lovely
We had trouble finding a herring
But then we settled for a macquerel
It was all smoked so it was okay
And we slapped each other like crazy
In Finland, they spank on mainstreet
Rakastaa, äiti, ei halpa romanssi
In Finland, they spank on mainstreet
Omar on jumala-nsa. Iso lohikäärme
I wanted to go to the next stage
But we chickened away
Although I had lots of kossu
She wouldn't chance a date
I sent her tons of emails
But she lived in Belgium
That doesn't help to communicate
Even Belgians don't get along with each other
In Finland, they spank on mainstreet
Rakastaa, äiti, ei halpa romanssi
In Finland, they spank on mainstreet
Omar on jumala-nsa. Iso lohikäärme
So we settled for internet
No smelly fish around there
But plenty of insults
To prove we love each other
And one day I will find the way
To spank her with a herring
'Cause that's how we prove our love
In Finland, we spank on mainstreet
In Finland, they spank on mainstreet
Rakastaa, äiti, ei halpa romanssi
In Finland, they spank on mainstreet
Omar on jumala-nsa. Iso lohikäärme
etc...
