Jason's song about the problems he has working at Marcy's ice cream store while being an international celebrity. It's also about how he hates his fans.
jason bane pardon our dus
My name is Jason Bane
Even after I got my fame
I still kept my job
Despite the huge mob
That disrupted work and drove me insane
I am the ice cream scooper man
I scoop ice cream as fast as I can
Though people complain
I'm THE Jason Bane
So I really don't give a damn
I'm Marcy's Little Secret
I'm Marcy's Little Secret
I'm Marcy's Little Secret
I'm Marcy's Little Secret
Or at least I was a secret
Until I played a gig
Screaming fans tracked me down
When I hit it big
They found me at my workplace
Saw that it was my face
They stole my dungarees
Made me sign CD's
And on my way home they gave chase
(beat change)
They found out where I lived
And camped out on the lawn
When I woke up in the morning
My fans still weren't gone!
My fame came over night
But then I saw the light
Yes, Jesus was my guide
He said "use cyanide
in the icecream! That will end your plight."
I was Marcy's Little Secret
I was Marcy's Little Secret
I was Marcy's Little Secret
I was Marcy's Little Secret
The next day I set to work
I was a bad little clerk
What a great little scheme
I poisoned the ice cream
And fed it to each little raving jerk
Things went as I planned
Killed each and every fan
I was secret once more
No fans came to my store
And all the bodies fit inside my van
I'm Marcy's Little Secret
I'm Marcy's Little Secret
I'm Marcy's Little Secret
I'm Marcy's Little S---
Ah shit… I just told you where I work.
Uhhhhh.. well, maybe you'll stay away if you know what's good for ya….
