Fat, Hairy-Back Balding Man
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Lyrics
Fat, Hairy-Back, Balding Man
She said that "you're bald.
There's no hair I can find.
And the top of your head
looks just like your behind."
I guess that with women I'm in no demand
Cause I'm a fat, hairy-back, balding man
A fat, hairy-back, balding man
She said I'm disgusting
I guess she was right
When we go to the bedroom
She turns out the light
She touches my belly
It feels like a ham
I'm a fat, hairy-back, balding man
A fat, hairy-back, balding man
