The 3rd and FINAL round of the Best of the Best Tourney Finals!
Its UK Hip-Hop but not as you know it...
Lyrics
If it was up to me, i'd bludgeon barcs in a billion battles
herd his verses like cattle, he couldn't win a fuckin raffle
I'm like a sumo fightin lightweight, his only mates a papermate
and I'll leave him hanging like the Manson Fam did Sharon Tate
my rhymes flow like poets writin pages through the ages
where he's like a paper boy on pathetic fuckin wages
i'm like a bentley turbo he's a rusty little rental
heard better verses on a DJ Shadow instrumental!
So he first rhyme was dope but his second ones appalling
the punches were nice but the delivery was boring
and what the fuck, here we are in round three
its the crab about to face off with a weasel wannabe
mink-c, thats right, bout to rip a new asshole
have him trippin and slippin like my styles a can of castrol
and i'll pour my metaphors into the sump of this beginner
only stop when my bitch tells me she's ready for dinner
(what we eatin?) fuckin crab baby, turn on the grill
i got my barcs baitin gear on homin in for the kill
like the crocodile hunter wearin camoflage gear
he's like 'I'm a wack rapper, get me outta here!'
keeps talkin shit like he really is a threat to me
i'm only scared bein bored to death, ya get me?
here we go, toe to toe, its amazing
i'll put him out to grass just like a dairy cow grazing
chuck him in the back of a meat wagon, he's braggin like a fag
and when I grab the pen and pad i'll have him gagging
intoxicate him like hennesey, drug him like ketamine
i wouldn't wish his best rhymes on my worst enemy
like this and like that I'm down to ruck
even deaf brothers saying that his audios suck
if he wants to beat me he should just pull on that wish-bone
i'll diss him so bad like i've got tourrets syndrome
he's comin at me hard but I'm comin at him harder
pack HIM in a tea crate and dump HIM in Boston Harbor
motherfucker, I'm a bad loser don't try it
fuck Atkins, I eat MCs its the Mink-C diet
he should try it, but first he needs to learn how to rap
and take those village people stickers off his pink backpack!
better hope I don't see him in the Sea World parks
Cos I would break his fuckin neck and toss him in with the Sharks
Fuck Barcs!
