It's a completely fictitious song about our friend Heath. It is a parody of the song 'Best I Ever Had' by Vertical Horizon.
I don't really consider us a real band, since we just joke around and jam for fun. We have several categories of songs, though most of them are inside jokes. We have Parodies in which we stick our friends into the song (like "Ryan Raped A Freshman") and just Parodies where we change it to sound funny (like "Wang Wang").
Then there are Carl Remixes, which are said to be seamless, but aren't seamless at all. Those I make by sticking Carl into different songs I think he would sound funny in.
There are also Instrumental Demos, which I have created just goofing around. They aren't that great, but they were just done fairly quickly. They are more like ideas than actual songs, so you'll hear mistakes in them.
"It don't matter.. non a dis matters."
Story behind the song
We were bored and we just started writing a parody for this song. It was written and preformed all by Isaac and Jonathan. It is a parody of the song "Best I Ever Had" by Vertical Horizon. It is also an inside joke, because it refers to a friend of ours a lot. However, our friend, Heath, has never been to prison and is not homosexual. haha. It's funny either way though.
Lyrics
So Heath said he's gay,
Now I want to stab him,
He has men his way,
Get that wang inside him.
Keep him in the closet,
Chili dog vomit,
[Chorus]
It's not so bad,
He wants to have sex with your dad,
Cum on his back,
He just wants to have sex with your dad.
Now he's gone away,
Heath's locked up in prison,
Tyrone makes his day,
Heath loves black wang.
It don't get much better,
Tyrone makes him wetter.
[Chorus]
It's not so bad,
He wants to have sex with your dad,
Cum on his back,
He just wants to have sex with your dad.
And it make take some time to get Tyrone inside,
And it's okay Heath you don't have to run and hide,
And it make take some time cause Heath was always tight, until that night.
So Heath said he's gay,
Now he's not a virgin,
Tyrone had his way,
Ass needs plastic surgeon.
Tyrone has many cousins,
Heath takes dirty dozen.
It's not so bad,
Just make sure he stays away from your dad,
He'll make him gay,
And that'll be the price you'll have to pay.
How'd he get so gay?
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