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Can't Take you Anywheres
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About me sometimes. Funny. True.
blues blues rock
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Hard-rocking, guitar-driven blues-influenced music.
Note June 2024: All of the songs with a RED guitar picture tag to the left were recorded LIVE over backing tracks created with an Nux Loop Core and an Ammoon Pock-Rock. Glarry GTL semi-hollow tele copy guitar used. Mini digital voice recorder with Shure and Fender mikes captured it all live. All the songs with yellow guitar picture tag are the previously recorded blues style songs. These are some songs I started writing and recorded in late 2005, early 2006. I recorded them at home in my loft using cassette machines and a couple of microphones. Pretty barebones stuff. I keep writing and adding new songs as I get the motivation. Life provides lots of that. Check out the videos that I just added, all performed with Crazy Mixed Up World. (see Crazy Mixed up World at reverbnation.com). Songs sound best with headphones.
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Genre
Blues • Blues General
Author
David R. Pankoski
Rights
BMI
Uploaded
March 17, 2006
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MP3 4.5 MB • 128 kbps • 3:14
Story behind the song
The wife says this to me sometimes when we are going somewhere or when we are already there.
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CANT TAKE YOU ANYWHERES (DP) (Written by David R. Pankoski – Feb 2006) I cant take you anywheres…. Pickin your nose think nobody sees, always peeing on a tree. I cant take you anywheres. You make a mess when we go out, when you talk you always shout. You touch yourself thinking nobody sees, you wipe your nose on your sleeves, I cant take you anywheres. Youre always looking up the girls skirts, youre always looking down their shirts. Youve got holes in your underwear, Youve always got your hand down there. Youre always wearing socks full of holes, you wear a speedo to the swimming hole, I cant take you anywheres. You wear white socks with a tux, never tip much more than a buck. Your zippers open half the time, You think youre funny burpin in time. Youve always got boogers in your nose, and that nose hair is just so gross. Adjust the boys when you got a snuggy, got a woody think nobody sees. I cant take you anywears. You wear stripes with polka dots, no dear you aint looking hot. You fall asleep when the preacher talks, skipping tripping and funny walks. Riding bumpers in the passing lane, no dear this aint a game. You drink too much when we go out, causing trouble till you pass out. I cant take you anywheres. Youre cursing in polite company, always making a fool outta me. You say things best left unsaid, just what goes on in your head. I cant take you anywheres. When you sneeze you dont cover your face, I cant take you anyplace. Youre even worse when your with your pals you know… You guys all deserve each other… Even my redneck family wont be seen in public with you. I cant take you anywheres… I cant take you anywheres…
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