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TEETH FOR THE TOOTHLESS
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Albert's stuck in the HolyLand..luckily he brought along something for numerous needy nudnicks.
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Intelligent songs, well performed, worth listening to repeatedly,
AL TEZACHEN is a writer/player/bandleader who may or may not have been touring the US South since '74. He puts a lot of thought into his material, and he hopes you enjoy it. FLASH update!! Al got his Commodore C-64 on the net somehow, hacked the admin password, now he knows the truth...you're listening, but nobody's got a working keyboard or a basic grasp of literacy or kindness...no feedback! In his words, "If I'd wanted to "do it with a condom", I woulda tossed 'em out the window of my Beechcraft at 10,000 feet"..He threatened to pull the whole page off the net unless he hears from at least one listener in the next few days. So whadya say, guys?
Song Info
Genre
Blues • Blues General
Charts
Peak #148
Peak in subgenre #61
Author
j solberg
Rights
jsolberg 2005
Uploaded
March 15, 2006
Track Files
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MP3 4.0 MB • 128 kbps • 4:25
Story behind the song
Unless you fell on your head as a child, anyone who lives in a certain Middle-Eastern country has a love/hate relationship with it's "charm"...just so you shouldn't say I didn't warn you-all.
Lyrics
I'm just loving this place - I brought along everything I need yeah i'm loving this place - I got everything I need Yeah I brought Teeth for the toothless - wreath for the ruthless Spines for the spineless - clues for the clueless All the red lights are green since I came on the sceen They say there's been rain on the plain since i got off the plane Yeah I'm loving this place - it's perfect in every way I'm just loving this place - it's getting better every day They say all you need is patience - baby I got a lot to say I got a roast in the roaster - toast in the toaster Wash in the washer and it's dry in the dryer We got Buddha for the Budhists and noodles for the nudists Go naked in the alley - I'll be making it with Sally I'll put a man on the moon - I"ll put a woman on Venus It'll always be June and you can - play with yourself Ican buy a dime for a nickle - every hammer's got a sickle they let you pee in the water - cup of coffee for a quarter Swings for the swingers (songs for the singers) Tops for the topless (mops for the mopless) Junk for the junkies (spunk for the spunkies) Tires for the tireless (wires for the wireless) You know I can drive on the Parkway - I can park in the driveway I can pee in a puddle but-uh- try to keep it subtle Igot about a half a kilo i got to split with Ezra Pound I found just the..perfect..pillow for the Velvet Underground I'm just loving this place - Igot everything I need (blow Junior!) (instr) Make it funky! You know as soon as I can find a way to get out of here I'm gonna go to North and South Dakota - see the USA in my rusty old Toyota Ill take roof for the roof racks - thumbs for the thumb tacks Sacks for the nick-nacks and unlimited six-packs of course there's gotta be ink in the printer,flowers in the winter tweezers for the splinter n' special powers for the sprinter Wits for the witless (tits for the titless) Minds for the mindless (cents for the senseless) Soap for the soapless (hope for the hopeless) Homes for the homeless (bones for the boneless) I just love this place ( go Leroy!) You know I got shoes for the shoeless n' clues for the clueless Got thoughts for the thoughtless and that's just in one box got bees making honey and ladies making money Bunnies making bunnies - and me making funnies Ijust love this place - every thing I need is here Yeah I just love this place - everything I need is here But you're never gonna see my face...if I ever get out of here!
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