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Mormanesqueosity
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What if you could go back and UNDO those really bad decisions?
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All Original musics to Sooth The Savage Beast
Classic Rock, three kinds of Blues, (King music)Reggae, Ska, Country, Classical and a slew of songs to choose from. I appreciate your interest in my homegrown dittys. There are a series of discs available with my complete works Thanks for listenin'...
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Acoustic • Acoustic Folk
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#3,176 in subgenre Peak #41
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Peak #224
Author
arellspencer( original words and arrangement only)
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po'boy
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March 14, 2006
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MP3 3.5 MB • 128 kbps • 3:51
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If I was a Morman I would have ten wives I would love each and every one of them each and every night If I was a Morman I would have ten beautiful wives I would do each and every one of them each and every night and some of them wives O'mine would want to do it twice and maybe a few would want to do it three times in a row and one girl would want to do it four times in a row I would call her my four round girl and there would be a five round girl and i would wake up in the mornin' with my six round girl and we'd start all over again if I was a morman I'd prob'ly be tired I'd get some comeing back from the mailbox or just reachin' down to untie my shoes If I was a morman there would be half a dozen children in every corner of the house and the yard and the barn outside and we'd all sit at the breakfast table and everyone would eat and we would all be happy and glad I know I would feel complete If I was a morman I would drive a carriage like an amish-man I would save that old gas money and buy my wives some rings and pretty things I'd get presents for all the kids and each one would be just right and everyone would mean their thank yous their hugs would be true and tight and we'd all sit down at the dinner table and talk about our days we'd love each othre just because forever and always If I was a morman I would be a good man I would love all my wives with care and I'd try to understand The reasons why we drift apart how it hurts the soul and breaks the heart and why we should try and we should start again oh yes thats what I would do if I was a morman if I was a morman thats what I would do
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