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Webba and the crew. W2, all day, ebby day
I'm CWebb, The South Side Spida, The Arachnid Kid, Webbanation X, The Webbaman from South Cacky Lack, chyeah. I'm just some guy from around the way who likes to change his voice in songs to make it sound like other peeps... Greatness
Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #1,160
Peak in subgenre #604
Author
CWebb
Rights
2005-2006
Uploaded
March 12, 2006
Track Files
MP3
MP3 4.2 MB • 128 kbps • 3:05
Story behind the song
Learn Fake Asian is just what it says. I'm fake Asian. First glance, you think I'm Asian, white and black mixed. Second glance it's unclear, maybe your eyes is playing tricks. Third glance, I toss the wig on, now I'm mistaken for Korean. As much confusion that I'm causing, hell, I might as well be one. For over a decade, my origin has been questioned, as funny as that road has been. "You look like Asian people" coming straight from an Asian himself. This is perfect for a C-Wizzle parodizzle. If you wanna [accuse] me of being Asian, okay, I got it. You're gonna learn my ways... the way of the Fake Asian. Enjoy it
Lyrics
Yeah I'm fake Asian, and what?
Yeah, it's ya boy from the Cacky Lack
VA's KoP, and you know what
The days of ya'll comparing me to Yao Ming is ova
[Chorus]
Ya'll gon learn fake Asian
Ya'll gon learn fake Asian
Ya'll gon learn fake Asian
And when the time comes ya'll gon speak fake-Haitian
Ya'll gon learn fake Asian
Ya'll gon wanna BE fake Asian
Ya'll gon learn fake Asian
And when the time's right ya'll ain't gon call me Caucasian
[Verse 1]
This is it, start with two slaps to the head man
And dip the fluck out like the Gingerbreadman
I gets it quick and I'm quicks to get it
South Side, motha ompa, I'm hot in this bisch
Bunch a people say I'm mixed, wanna call me Al Bino
So deadly with the jokes I might cause you to choke
Too much comedy got me acting like a dum-my
Straight robbin beats and passin them to Beef
These fools gots money in their pockets, time to take some
Know ya gots some when albums go triple platinum
You don't wanna share no duckets with me
Unofficial chinky eyed MC
Don't wanna fluck with the boys from JB
Who straight run with them Juice Crew Elites
And the Jay-U-Ice gonna straight hit ya in the ass from crosscountry
And ya'll asses can't pin nothing on me
[Chorus]
Ya'll gon learn fake Asian
Ya'll gon learn fake Asian
Ya'll gon learn fake Asian
And when the time comes ya'll gon speak fake-Haitian
Ya'll gon learn fake Asian
Ya'll gon wanna BE fake Asian
Ya'll gon learn fake Asian
And when the time's right ya'll ain't gon call me Caucasian
[Verse 2]
Why they walk up, fingers pullin on the corner of they eyes
and ask "Why your eyes looks like dis? Ching choing pai!"
Don't make me go Simba and pounce ya ass
And break ya face rather or not it's made outta glass, shatter
Asscracka I wish you'd say that to me here, yo
So the masks can jump on like fluckin Sub-Zero
Shoot ice on the ground and you'll be trippin and what
Have ya ass slippin and sliding right into the uppercut
And the sPit be leading to fatalities
Spikes up, bringing the Year of the Spida to reality
Still, when they crack, I wanna impose
That "You looks mixed too, who stuck YO momma in the asshole?"
I ain't ya Hurricane, I ain't ya Spidaman
Ain't fake American, I'm fake-A-si-an
Ha-do-ken out the palm of my hands
They get scared when the control drops outta my hands
You know what's next? WNX
Cashing checks, don't be hatin on Asia if you know what's best
[Hook]
Ich, ni, san, shi, GO, ROKU, SHICHI, HAICHI!
Hai, dozo!
Nandeska
Yatta!
Webbana, you're an inspiration to me
Webbana, you are the KoP
Webbana, W2 is the ish
Webbana, F them haters asscracka-kill they shiz
[Verse 3]
The moral of the story is, dammit I don't gots one yet
I guess it's far east side for life, rep that set
Or maybe it's I'ma terrorist that looks Jap
Yeah I got WMDs but not this track
Uh huh, I gots bombs on stand-by
So now's about the time to start to kiss ya ass goodbye
And I'd cautious bout the man that you stand by
Cause there might be homo s tattooed on THAT guy
Can't forget JP, they open the door to me
They hit me with yakisoba, terriyaki, and sushi
Meat buns and rice cakes, schoolgirls with thick legs
Who just love blackanesies, love the blackanesies
And I'm, like the only one that's parody bound
And uh, can't nobody else hold me down so
"Why must we fight, we are not enemies"
As the blue bomber would say straight off Mega Man 8, get um!
[Chorus]
Ya'll gon learn fake Asian
Ya'll gon learn fake Asian
Ya'll gon learn fake Asian
And when the time comes ya'll gon speak fake-Haitian
Ya'll gon learn fake Asian
Ya'll gon wanna BE fake Asian
Ya'll gon learn fake Asian
And when the time's right ya'll ain't gon call me Caucasian
[Hook]
Ich, ni, san, shi, GO, ROKU, SHICHI, HAICHI!
Hai, dozo!
Nandeska
Yatta!
Webbana, you're an inspiration to me
Webbana, you are the KoP
Webbana
Haha, yeah. That's that boy!
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