Suicidal Pencil Case would like to take this oppurtunity to talk in the third person and as one unit. Suicidal Pencil Case are a group of fine young men who make wholesome, Family music which many modern cornish dancers now favour for their pumpin' routines. The band have lost track of how many members they have, as not one of them own an abacus! what silly boys! Suicidal Pencil Case have a name that they aren't allowed to say in front of people under 16 years of age. this makes them more 'street', however, they also operate under a string of different names, so as to include people of all age. These names are 'S.P.C.' and 'Swiss Idol Pen Silk Ace'. We (the management) do hope you enjoy this most wholesome of boybands. We do, afterall, lick Simon Cowel's arsehole. S P C Is going to eat your mother.