Sung from Flan's point of view, although it obviously contains first and third person perspectives, because that's how Flan talks, because he's badass.
Story behind the song
Flan is a gentleman who, at the tender age of 5 years, was engulfed by a desire to be one with the flan upon encountering it at a fiesta for his pal José. It was at that moment that he adopted his monepic title, which he felt to be his divine right. Katie came along one day and Flan wanted a taste.
