I Luv Chucky-N
This is a story about Chuck Norris.
He came at me with a flying roundhouse.
I didn’t block it.
I just ignored it.
I looked his chin right in the eyes.
That’s what you have to do
When you realize.
This man could kick my ass with one hand.
He put his fist right in my face.
Poked the eyeballs out onto a paper plate.
Showed ‘em to me before I die.
Chuck Norris is real great guy.
I am Chuck Norris’ biggest fan.
If you can’t tell I really luv that man.
Because we are one in the same ball of machismo.
If you think this don’t make no sense.
Let me tell you and get you off that fence.
That is a double negative.
I am Chuck Norris’ twin!
I luv Chucky-N etc. . .ad infinitum.
