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Weird, funny rock and roll. Maybe a little metal. Maybe techno. Maybe. Soulful. So full of what?
I ain't givin' my name to some computer!
Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #63
Peak in subgenre #5
Author
Jimmy - Jam
Rights
I guess
Uploaded
September 20, 2007
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MP3
MP3 4.4 MB • 128 kbps • 4:50
Lyrics
Dear ladies and Gentlemen,
I would very much like to speak to you
about the four dangers to the human race as I see them.
There's Four!
The first three are of course taken up by pollution.
Word!
As everyone knows.
I do!
The first danger is air.
Air!
Because we all breathe it.
I do to!
The second is sea.
Sea!
The third is land
That's three!
So you may be saying to yourself, “Hey, brother man!”
What is it?
What is the fourth danger to the human race?
I wanna know!
So, I say to you. Good question, young lad.
Thanks!
And this is what say me.
Alright, let's hear it.
There's a demon haunting me.
He's in the forest he's in the trees.
He's squating in a bush. Right now.
He's not what he seems.
That's just camoflauge
So they say
that's where they
do that everyday
but I ain't falling for it.
Everytime
I've seen the pictures of him
he's got big teeth
and he want's a piece of me.
The whole thing
Well I'm in my bed
so if he wants to take my head
he'll have to find my key.
It's not in the garbage
And I don't think the bears
can even comprehend that
sort of technology
Hide-a-key looks like a rock!
Godless killing machines
never catch me
not in their dreams
I got a stick
it's really long
kind of sharp
and like a little prong
In my house they can't get me
but I'm hiding under the sheets
Playing a game
I look out my window
and catch his eyes
he's looking kind of scared
Nail biting bear!
Just how far
do you think
you can push me?
Before I push right back.
Bears don't understand measurement
Look at this man
he's got a master plan
and you're the X on his map.
Marked in crayon!
Godless killing machines
never catch me
not in their dreams
I see you standing there
and I don't care
This truthiness is now a fact.
Well better get all your bear friends
better hope they have your back
I've got a big gun
rifle too.
I pulled the death card for you.
Godless
They're So Godless
So Godless
Godless
They're Godless
They're Godless
So Goddamned Godless
So Godless they're Godless
Godless killing machines
Godless killing machines
They're Godless
That's what I just said weren't you listening to that whole part just a minute ago.
They're so Godless
I know, that's what I just said. I'm done, man. I think they know that.
So when I go to heaven I won't have to see them.
Yeah, you wish.
Like I've already said.
When did you say it? I didn't say it. Who said it?
They're Godless
I know!
They're soulless
Ok, that's new.
They're friendless
Well, I didn't know that.
And now they're all dead.
What!
I've got the only bear head left
What?
in the whole universe
Yeah, like anyone could even know that.
So how does it feel to be all dead?
Probably like nothing.
To be all gone to take that dirt nap?
Peaceful?
Do you really think I really give a damn
I guess, you made this song.
That you're all gone now. Of course, I've got a lot of lawsuits.
Well, I don't care, well, yeah I do, because those are expensive and I gotta get started on those. I gotta go, I gotta go.
You, you, you. You in the back row with the glasses on. The smart guy. That's right. I'm looking at all the idiots around you. They're retarded. That guy there should be wearing a helmet. You! Are you a lawyer? Do you know a lawyer? That happens to hate bears. Nature in general? Ah, whatever you guys suck. Come on! I kill all the bears in the universe this is the thanks I get.
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